I believe it is obligatory to have a photograph of oneself as a baby in this kind of website, so here it is. Don’t expect any "naked baby" photos, though – I’m saving them for my "OnlyFans" pages!
You see me here having just taken delivery of my first perambulator (or "pram", for those of you who haven't had a posh education). Sadly, it had no engine and a top speed of only 4 mph (and only 2.5 mph if my Nan was pushing it). I believe this photograph was taken in the back yard of our first house in Aylesford, where we lived from the time I was born up until I was three years old.
Me in my push chair with my father and my Nan in attendance. I have no idea where this picture was taken but it looks quite posh – they even have tennis courts!
My father seems to be trying to teach me how to ride his bicycle. What I really wanted was the keys to the car (the only problem with that is that we didn’t actually have a car in those days).
OK it’s not quite a baby pic, since I seem to have graduated to eating solid food with a knife and fork! Those of you with keen observational skills may have spotted the bottle of OK Sauce. Those were the days, eh?